charredhunter -> pharahlesbian
as cringe as it is to switch from a bloodborne username on tumblr (cool, awesome) to an overwatch username in 2023 (embarrassing, awful) i simply must because im a pharah main and shes a canon lesbian im very sorry
A very summery Doggust so far. 🍃
Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny
the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
cute girl at the hardware store once complimented my work boots and being the dumbest butch in a 50mi radius i said thanks and started talking about steel toes vs composites and how most womens sizes only have compsite toes but usually you need to replace those after every incident so steel toes are superior however composites are lighter and more flexible but if youre welding you need met guards anyway and she politely fled. hazards of hardware store flirting: might hit the special interest button
if you had done that to me i would have followed you to your car like a lost dog jsyk
Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.
when i was a kid i used to feel so much sympathy for Donkey from Shrek because he was so talkative and eccentric and i felt those emotions myself but tbh as an adult j would have killed that fucking horse with a stone
Love is enough
Everyone is nostalgic and no one is sincere. Do you get the idea
Reboots made by people that don’t respect what they’re rebooting. Punching down before buzz feed listicles punch first. Isn’t it weird that the princess married the prince after just meeting him? Isn’t it cringe that magic exists? Irony poisoning of childhood classics. Well that just happened humour. Say something true and beautiful or I will start throwing rocks
He read how much the bill was
